laming sanctuary

a new beginning

2006-06-25T21:00:00.000+08:00

ok looks like no1 realli frequents this blog. its dead after all. but for any guy who wants to post here, ask me for username and password. hopefully those flying overseas can use this avenue to update us. or rather, we can use this avenue to update each other on our lives. let this be a common point. and hopefully pple do start blogging here.

ask me for username and pw!!!

2006-03-26T23:20:00.000+08:00

surprise, surprise! special edition after months. whats so special about this edition? its special cos it has absolutely no content....-_-. our dear fellas are wallowing in mud. and the others are stoning in offices.
tts all in this tissue issue.

and lets see if any1 checks back. maybe the next tag would be in yr 07.

2006-01-22T15:20:00.000+08:00

*jolts awake from yt's morning call*

wow. it's morning! and a long time since any entry appeared around here.

haha oh wells i doubt if there'll be any regular entries around here for a long time to come. but still, shall just blog here out of sheer boredom. i mean, there could be thousand and one things else i could have done, but i'm feeling lazy.

*smiles*

in any case i'd safely bet that army has sapped all the lameness out of the three of us. ok, i can't really speak for the rest, but i'm very sure of myself at least. somehow i can't think of anything lame, unlike back in hwachong.

speaking of hc, i'm starting to miss it. of coz i miss stuff like chilli crab, pineapple tarts, bak kwa, potato chips...but that's not the point here. in any case, so much has happened since we left jc. for better or worse, it's all relative. guess it's really up to us to make the best out of our situations.

why do i sound so cryptic all of a sudden?

-pooh

2005-11-12T11:10:00.000+08:00

60% down. 40% to go. Notes are torn after exams. xP.

2005-10-18T13:16:00.000+08:00

alas. this blog is dead as every1 prepares for the battle against the martians...
for those pro/anti gahmen pple, pls visit this site: happycitizen.blogspot.com. i assure you this is not some lame blog that will waste ur precious time whilst u prepare for an all important battle. this can help u in ur gp(maybe), as it stimulates ur innocent brain to start questioning some stuff and be more critical of issues in our society.
so at least this blog is useful. after all, as long as smth helps in mugging, it is useful rite?

big boys don't cry

2005-10-15T18:30:00.000+08:00

sighs. all of us have really grown up already. for the girls, old enough to start driving. for the guys, old enough to start shooting with real rifles.

2 years in hc has flown by. literally. still rmb orientation? haha back then i always mixed jf and jm up...had to identify them by their watches. can you believe it? now i can close both eyes and still be able to tell them apart haha. and the painting of all those flags, for orientation and chinese new year. then there was the class bbq, and various class outings. though invariably the same old faces would turn up....others would perpetually be missing. but nvm. think one of the nicest outings was to east coast....there i was able to act as van der Sar and imagine that that patch of grass was old trafford, the theatre of dreams. and that the opposing team was a lousy stupid chelsea team, even though they had drogba and crespo, i was still able to guard the goal with much aplomb.

sad that we won't even be able to see each other off on the same day. unlike o levels, when we all ended on the same day. now, there're pple with s papers, all different ones, so it's more of the race to see who finishes their exams first. (and i finish last darn) and there's ns. i'm pretty scared of it actually, there's always this feeling of trepidation when we step out of comfort zone. and this time i'd be venturing pretty far out. no going home for 2 whole weeks (or longer if i fail to meet their bookout requirements) all that running and exercising (i can't say that i'll be exactly happy whilst doing these stuff) and no internet as well. bah.

and after a lvls, everyone is pretty much on their own. there'll be psc scholars, aspiring doctors, ns men who're entrusted with the duty to guard their nation, and of coz, scholars from various other agencies/companies/government boards. we'll all go off to study our own stuff (hopefully stuff that we're interested in and passionate about) i can't wait to see what we'll all become in 10 years time! by then alf would be a high-flying air force pilot, josh a doctor, bing a teacher (teaching a lvl chinese in hc? haha) junny a physics professor at mit, jman a happy zoo(tzu)keeper? hahaha. and maybe in the next 20 years we'll have nobel laureates, prime ministers, eminent scientists, important public figures, talented surgeons...and count them all as our former classmates who shared the same class bench as us back in jc.

for every ending, there is a beginning.

- pooh

p.s. maybe this entry shldn't be here in the laming blog..it seems wierdly out of place...

2005-10-14T21:07:00.000+08:00

eh dun get too sentimental. guys wun miss each other. like when alf is campin in the forest and he sees another crazy soldier running towards him to smack his butt...cos tt will be sh. or when u see that handsome guy thrashing commandos in swimming...and that would be jman.
anw enlistment starts from 5th jan!!! !@#$. whilst i enjoy my 48hr mud bath, pple like jiandao is still having rendezvous outside...and probably go in 7 or 8. But on the good side, i come out earlier!!! ahahah...so whilst all poor guys are still waiting for POP, i am slackin outside. hehe.
good luck guys. enjoy the nice bed, nice shower, nice sofa, nice t.v., nice radio, nice (school) while u can, cos u will soon be basking in the nice mud, nice field...and there would be NO OMELETTE, and no bosnia of course. but who noes, maybe bosnia is some general inside army. so jman doesnt nid to do anythg inside. oh wait, i forgot jman is the chief of army.

So say goodbye, but don't you cry

2005-10-14T20:00:00.000+08:00

Last day of school.
The few of us were just kidding about giving girls presents...and we were pairing each other up, walking ard the gift shops, looking at scented candles.. but thanks to shouheng's idea of buying ice-cream cake, it did turn out to be a memorable event. It could have been much better if mrs ang and ms yang had come along as well.

Anw, some sentimental words from me.
I think I am going to miss:
1. Bond-Alf recreation
2. lamers' company
3. sokee's loudness
4. Boo's sianness
5. no I won't miss David's super lameness
6. Boss-Bosnia saga
7. jielin's shor... erm nth
8. lx's stare
9. chiam's weirdness, enthusiasm in robotics (he was the only teacher who stayed all the way till 8pm with us!!), the myth between sokee and him.. and of course his regular comments. "then things become pretty easy". "it is really easy""I am sorry to say that you miss the whole picture""where's my ans sheet" [turning ard searching for it; found it; slapped his forehead] "arg.. arg..ok nvm" [smiled at the whole class with somewhat a sense of achievement]
10. Mr Teo's deduction of 10 marks out of 90 for chem BT1...gg... that's mental heart-attack la... but somehow, i realised it's these small things that we should be responsible for.. cuz they are going to shape our habits and character. Very knowledgeable and caring. It has been a totally refreshing experience in HCJC chemistry tutorials.. as compared to last year.
11. Mrs Ang.. haha.. Alf has been faithfully keeping a profile of mrs ang in his blog. Sometimes, i have this weird thought of "what if I were councillor..." i guess i could have gained alot of EQ stuffs from her. Honestly, thank goodness mrs ang is our gp teacher, not jman's polo teacher... you guys may enjoy the jokes, sarcasm and lameness.. I feel it's not that appropriate to have so much of it during lessons.
12. mrs tam.. my god, nicest teacher i have ever met.. just like bio tutor mrs wong...and damn responsible la.. keep on giving us qns, practice etc.. reminding us of how many days to A levels.. when she retires, she could publish a book on Review of Maths TYS.
13. the currywok, ke ai ji..and ke ai ji aunties, who like to pao jman..prince.. TCH canteen and SIM...and flipping of coin everytime when we have to decide on where to eat
14. gossips on her and her
15. Bittersweet life and Seven Swords
16. pools and LANS

oh well.. for u guys to continue if you want to..

all the best 04S78!

- jf

a quote

2005-10-11T18:08:00.000+08:00

Just want to quote something from Alfred Yip

"i just want it to be as fun as possible". heh.

hibernation mode

2005-10-10T17:38:00.000+08:00

ya i kind of feel that we're all going into hibernation mode already. CANNOT!!! we must make this continue!!! if not really very sad...just revived it, then die-ed again. sighs.

ya, it's all j's fault. if only he had postponed a levels...then now still very free and can blog like siao. or if he just volunteered to share his marks with all of us...then we can spend our time blogging and slacking and still get As.

canoe-polo? wow. what about polo-canoe? got difference leh. in the former you use a canoe to paddle and play water polo. in the latter, you play water polo in the canoe. though i can't really fathom how you would be able to achieve that.

and if anyone spots alf's shoelace at east coast park, it must be jf or jm's fault. coz only they live in east coast. if alf's shoelace is at west coast park, then boo's fault. if spotted at my downstairs park, then still not my fault. it's always someone else's fault. =) what for blame yourself? you'll feel so miserable and unhappy and downtrodden. just drink a cup of hunny and everything else will be fine.

you wish arh. if so easy to be un-unhappy, i would have sold this secret formula to the highest bidder on ebay already la. then earn my millions, buy a few islands, build resorts, and retire (at the age of 18?!!) maybe buy a few violins too. and pianos. and lots of nice nice cds (see i'm supporting the music industry)

okies, hafta shoo off. gp's calling me. *ring ring!* i'd better faster answer the call. if i do it too late....then no need to sleep already.

then pooh bear will be grumpy old sleepy bear. with tousled hair, un-ironed uniform, untidy bag, and wearing my socks on my hand instead of on my feet.

maybe i shld try that one day. will that help me write faster during the last 15 mins of bio? when i still have chunks to do but no time to do them...

hmm.

2005-10-10T16:17:00.000+08:00

sian diao. no more story. i think lame blog going into hibernation mode v v soon. all mugging like siao. no time to blog abt jman in the (zoo). or bonding sessions with alf. jman sae he got impt work comin up, so cannot bring his bunch of kids anywhere cos he not free. all the kids v sad... :X...cos no more toys and no more dunkin and no more seein jman strip to jump into crocodile pool. bosnia also sad liao. she haf to stay at home and look after 24 crappy monsters. -_-"
any idea contributions are welcome...like if some1 spots jman in geylang walking with....his 24 kids and bosnia... or when some1 spots alf's right shoelace hanging on the lamppost at east coast park.
anyway some kids suggested playing canoe-polo. dunno if jman will allow...

2005-10-09T09:00:00.000+08:00

since jman's story ended already because we got sian of it =) (and also because he was quite grouchy about the fact that we love writing stories on him) decided to put teddy bears here. very thoughtful insight into them:

Teddy bears make the best friends because:

They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath (listerine anyone? haha)
They never borrow money
They never beat you at checkers (ooh...i love checkers)
They don't ever complain when you eat potato chips in bed (i wonder if they'll kope my chips instead)
They don't laugh at your choice of clothes (even if you wear a red shirt and green shorts? like a xmas tree? hahah)
They never borrow your favorite sweater
They never outgrow you intellectually (cool! then can act pro in front of them)
They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies (yummy!)
They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful
They never interrupt when you're talking (such wonderful listeners...sigh)
They never feel the need to tell you that you're too fat
They don't eat all your popcorn at the movies
They never get jealous of your other friends
They don't tell you how to drive (i can't even drive...boohoo)
They don't hog the bathroom
They hardly ever embarrass you at parties
Thy never leave dirty socks on the floor (haha...teddys don't need socks. they have fur on their feet!)
They never say "I told you so"
They listen to all your problems
They are always ready to give you a hug (*hugs back*)
and
They always love you...just the way you are. (ahhh....)

now if only we could all follow dear teddy's example...and be nice good friends =)

2005-10-08T22:01:00.000+08:00

alamak. it is politically incorrect to sae jianmin and tzuyu are in ____. but it is correct to sae boss and bosnia are in love. muahaha. y no1 continue story...now story dieded. no nid continue. all the kids sian ji pua...cos the mcdonald toy is made in china low quality. they more interested in throwing alf into the crocodile pool. but dun worry la...boss is there. and boss is from polo. when thunderthighs dumped alf in...the crocodiles were pretty wary of having fun with alf...becos they sae boss standing outside starin at them. then the master crocodile sian ji pua also.
"yiek. u all mus listen to me. yiek. if u eat this boy, i will minus ur mark! yiek!" so all the crocodile diam diam. somemore got a lot of maple player. just claw 3 time the crocodile dieded. so they scareded. finally after sufficient struggling, boss decided to save his alf. he took of his shirt...and dived in...bravo!!!!
however, the lifeguard started blowing his whistle cos he tot got lightning. why? cos every1 came over to snap photos of boss in his trunks!!!! oooooh!!! stupid lifeguard blow wat whistle. make boss scareded he quickly jump out of the pool. all the girls also sian ji pua. started throwing mcdonald's toy at the stupid life guard. while all the chaos reigned supreme in the stupid zoo...onli one person was v happy... and tt was bosnia!!! haha. of course. she had to thank the lifeguard. how could she allow all the girls to look at her jiandao!!!! its her privilege!!!
and that ended the trip to the zoo...

So say goodbye, but don't you cry

2005-10-08T16:06:00.000+08:00

I am not here to continue the boss-bosnia saga.

let's talk abt jianmin and tzuyu instead.

To summerise, in order to be concise, so that you'll say I'm wise - otherwise, you'll say go and die - they are in ____. Full stop.

Anw, jiayou everyone!

- jf

the big family

2005-10-08T14:15:00.000+08:00

wah boo why you so complicated got 2 stories running concurrently. see la i also get confused.

anyways to update our dear loyal fans (or whoever actually bothers come read this blog) on a few matters: a new tagboard!!! here you can shout, scream, wail, brawl...whatever. i dunno if you can swear, i swear i haven't tried swearing (wow first time i used so many 'swears' together) but you can always try. after all, there's a first time for everything right?

and as for our dear family, hmm there really isn't much to update you about. just that writing this story reminds me of all the stories we've done back in the audi during lectures. gosh we could have published a book with all those chapters...not that anyone would even bother reading it. but then again, if hitler's mein kampf and chairman mao's little red book could achieve such phenomenal success, i don't see why our book won't. we have all the makings of a great book: great plot, great characterisation, great descriptions. maybe we just lack the personal voice eh?

so anyways to continue with the story (which actually contains an error....boss didn't eat all the burgers. pooh took one also hehehe) the whole family went around the zoo! they saw the lions, the tigers, the monkeys, and all the rest of the normal animals. of coz they saw their favourite animals too...BEARS!! (okies at least it's pooh's favourite...no prizes for guessing why)

and they also went to see the not-so-normal animals.....

-----story to be continued----

sorry didn't really write too long. nice to keep things short and simple once in a while. not too tortuous on the eyes you see...so that you can torture them by looking at exam questions and prelim papers. =)

have a nice weekend everyone! weekends are so fun....i get to stay at home and face the computer all day long. now if only i were just as dedicated and could sit behind the books for just as long. but i doubt if it's of any use, coz i'd just be sitting behind the books. not looking at them and studying!

haha. *sticks tongue out* cya all anyways!

- pooh

The kids go to zoo!!!

2005-10-07T17:22:00.000+08:00

since chair pooh mentioned boss(not to forget bosnia)...we shall write a family story...

Head of family: Boss
(REAL) head of family: Bosnia
Sons: boo, ren, pooh, shouheng, joshua, junny, kel li, kel ng, bing fu, junming,alf, zhiyong
Daughters: michelle, geraldine, ziyan, lx, sok, qh, joanna, jielin, muihian, wenting, yuan tying, grace
family singer: bing, kel ng, zhiyong
family band player: michelle, wenting
family party rep: kel li, lx
family target of bondage: alf
family lamers: boo, ren , pooh
family screamers: sok
family thunderthigh: sh, jm(imitation)
family marathoner: joshua
family bunny: junny(ooo rhymes)
family banana: joanna
family cutie(aka the youngest judging from height): jielin
family indian: yuan tying
family sportswoman: grace
....yada(fill in the rest...some1)

One fine day...boss and bosnia decided to take their 2 soccer teams plus 2 reserves worth of kids to the zoo(tzu) for a holiday trip! they took 1 hr to pack the kids in. cos they needed like 5 MPVs...and they cldnt put bondage target with thunderthighs and blah blah. so when they reached the zoo, they had a hard time unpackin as well...cos they found alf's pants in car 1, shirt in car 2, shoes in car 3, and god knows what in car 4. eventually...they were ready to start the trip, but sadly, there appeared to be a MC's at the entrance, so the 24 wild kids cheonged in and rampaged the poor kitchen...and boss paid $3.95 x 24 for 24 happy meal!
Boss felt sian. they just started their dae and he spent 100+ already... for the toys. Luckily all the kids din wan their burger, so boss ate 23 burgers and 23 packs of fries. He of course left one for bosnia la. Who else...bosnia was v touched(the heart...wat were u thinking).

(to be cont'd...stay tuned...)

pooh's first post!

2005-10-07T16:46:00.000+08:00

lamer's blog is back! with a vengeance!!! MWAHAHA. but sorry no we're not going to take over the world...nopez we don't have lofty ambitions like green goblin of spiderman or magneto of xmen. too bad *sticks tongue out* nyehh. we're just harmless individuals waiting to wreck havoc on our favourite topic....EDUCATION. come on you can't blame us. 12 years in such a system, and you're saying we lack the credentials and credibility to carry off such a job? have more confidence in us lah....hahaha. (no don't believe what our gp teachers say about our english man. on the contrary you shld treat this blog as your english textbook. and God bless you if you ever take this advice)

actually huh ah boo this is very difficult to carry out leh hahaha. not like those stories of boss and bossnia...that one more inspiration coz they're living people in our class. now liddat how? sighs. gues i've gotta go interview these students already for more info la. coz i might just get my info wrong and say that rgs is near junction 8. or acsi at anderson road. that'll be a horrendous mistake isn't it? haha. anyways the story goes on from here:

so the three students from the three vastly different schools ended up in the same class. taking GP (duh!) F maths (no normal maths for them...rmb you have a cao ma ge from ri) Biology (gooo...mrs foo!) Economics (they're all enterprising people huh all bill gates wannabes) and History ( so that they can get a taste of life in the arts....cool huh). so they all meet at their class bench, which is strangely isolated from the rest of the school in the corner opposite their school's council room. (but they're together with another class la...you think the school so benevolent arh? let them have such a big space by themselves)

The ac boy arrives first.
ac boy: sighs. why so early in the morning no chio bu? *spouts a stream of elegant expletives* but of coz got chio boo la. but that's different bleh. the mg girl also not here...damn. i thought i got chance with her...she not bad la got figure, dunno if got brains anot. the other day i overheard her ask some of the teachers where the staffroom was. and we were in the staffroom itself. but neh mind! no brains got figure still can. you think what like maths huh? tell you arh maths huh no brains no figures. no figures no marks. no marks gg already la!

so the ac boy sits at the bench and waits.

then the ri boy arrives.....

-------story ends here-------

jinfeng your turn to write!! my 2.4 not very good, so i can't RUN very long...that's why will RUN out of inspiration.

hope all of you enjoyed whatever i wrote so far! i dunno...think pooh's english shld be good enough for you to understand.

if not....

too bad! don't read!! mwahaha...

- pooh

boo's first post!

2005-10-07T16:45:00.000+08:00

hahaha. diaryofachinesehighboy.blogspot.com
(this is for pure entertainment. if u feel insulted, pls dont. cos (repeat from word 1).)
day 1 jc:
3 boy in same cls... when doin self intro:
AC: hi all. my name is su wei but pple call me suave. nice to meet u all and we gonna haf some rockin time ahead. rmb me yea! (looks at chio mgs girl and winks)
CHS: err... hello. er my er name is er jia mao.(looks at hair on legs) does not bother to sae anythg, hurriedly rushes back to seat.( does not even dare to look at the ny girl at the far corner...who tell them so shy)
RI: hello good morning. i am cao ma ge from ri studyin in class 4S3, currently standing at 1.72m and weighing a healthy 55 kg with a bmi of 18.59 correct to 2 dp. (takes a bow and returns to seat)

during orientation:
AC: oh man tis is gonna be real fun. hi(walks to an mg girl) c'mon lets own those niggers...(prepares a water bomb and does a little stunt but fails, drops bomb and wets himself) MG girl gives meek laugh.
CHS: errr wait. how do u tie this water bomb. eh wait. wait. er ok. so i throw it at them izzit. (looks thru nerd thick rim plastic glasses sheepishly at ny girl) NY shakes head she also dunno.
RI: how can this be done! according to the penal code section 748, causing momentary hurt to a person is liable to 6 months in jail and 6strokes of the cane. to a certain extent this is not to be tolerated and a complaint should be lodged to curb such a trend resulting in violence of todae's teenagers...(RG girl looks at the dashing RI guy)....
RG: wow. how did u manage to know all that. u're v smart!!! hi nice to know u!

(damn no inspiration. this lame post is not lame at all. nid potential players to carry on)

- boo